Weekend Forecast: Camping With A Chance Of Drinking

Oh Look, It's Wine O'clock

Let's Keep The Dumbfuckery To A Minimum Today

It's All Good In The Trailerhood

I Hate To Pull Out

Drunkest Bunch Of Assholes This Side Of The Campground

I Love Camping Because I Hate People

What "And I can't Stress This Enough" The Fuck

I'll Take A Bottle Of The House White

Made In Vachina

I'm Having A Deja Moo

Keep It Up And You'll Be A Strange Smell In The Trunk

Not Today Dickhead

Groovy Mom Tumbler or Bong

Because Mama Runs This Shit Show!

I'm A Fucking Unicorn Bitch Tumbler Or Bong

Don't Be A Salty Bitch

If You Were A Cookie You'd Be A Whoreo

Cuntstipated

I Need A Cocktail .....Hold The Tail

Beware of Chickens - They Can Be Real Peckers

Pho Shizzle

Kinda Classy Kinda Hood Freshie

Dumbfuckery Freshie

Fuck it notebook