Happy Birthday! Mom And Dad Said You Were An Accident But I Still Love You

-A7 Kraft Paper Envelope: Self seal because no one wants your spit, square flap. -Printed on heavyweight, sustainably sourced paper stock. -Each card is scored, ensuring a clean fold so you look like you care. -Blank inside for you to write a fucking message. -Comes inside a protective cellophane sleeve - no glove, no love!