My Love For You Is Like Diarrhea. I can't hold it in

-A7 Kraft Paper Envelope: Self seal because no one wants your spit, square flap. -Printed on heavyweight, sustainably sourced paper stock. -Each card is scored, ensuring a clean fold so you look like you care. -Blank inside for you to write a fucking message. -Comes inside a protective cellophane sleeve - no glove, no love!