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Happy Birthday You Sexy Bitch!
Don't Try To Explain Yourself To Idiots. You're Not The Fuckface Whisperer
I Ran Out Of Fucks To Give. So Here's A Card
I Smell Old People. Oh Shit That's You
It's Your Birthday! Let's Get Fucked Up And Do Stupid Shit
When Life Gives You Lemons, Just Be Grateful It Isn't Syphilis
Life Would Suck Balls Without Me
Sorry You Got Old